A resident of Carlisle has revealed today that he has received death threats delivered to his home and has had to change his telephone number and his e-mail several times this week after being inundated with hate mail. Eric Coli, a bank manager, originally from Scunthorpe, has no idea why this has started happening to him.
“It started off with just a few. They were mostly in German, so I used a translator. They said things like “you made my husband ill.” or “I haven’t left my bed in a week, it’s all your fault.” Of course I had no idea what they were talking about.”
“Then I started getting more and more. They were asking me “where did you come from?” So I wrote back to a few saying I was originally from Scunthorpe. Next thing I hear the old fruit and veg market in Scunthorpe has been burned down and all the produce has been destroyed in a controlled explosion. So I stopped replying.”
When asked about the death threats Mr. Coli told The Haddock, “I received a letter from Frau Ursula Schmidt, who is apparently the minister for health in Germany. She wrote that she was going to find out where I’m from, and destroy that place. Then she was going to find a way to eradicate me, and anyone like me, for good. I am terrified for my friends and family in Carlisle!”
The German cabinet was unavailable for comment. Apparently there is some sort of health crisis going on over there right now and they are all “too busy.”
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