A family was left traumatized last night after their beloved Marks & Spencer Bag For Life, Carolyn, passed away after just 7 months of coming to live with them. The Carter’s had used Carolyn at least once a week to pick up there bits from the local Marks & Spencer Simply Food store down the road, and occasionally she would come along to the out of town Sainsbury’s for the big shop.
But tragically Carolyn, made of 100% recycled plastic, split yesterday evening as Steven Carter carried her home filled with milk and canned goods. Lillian Carter had this to say in a statement. “We are absolutely shocked and saddened by todays events. We were looking forward to spending the rest of our lives with Carolyn, and perhaps even letting our children or grandchildren taking her on after we passed away. No consumer should ever have to go through this pain. She will be greatly missed.”
Lillian refused to place the blame on husband Steven. “He is horrified. He hasn’t left the bedroom since the incident. He came back carrying the remains and he was just as white as a sheet. He hasn’t stopped crying since. It is a dreadful time for the Carter family.”
Tributes were laid out for Carolyn on the pavement where she met her end, with many well-wishers leaving old regular plastic Lidl and Aldi bags out in her memory. Carolyn was survived by James, a wicker Tesco Bag for Life, and Dalia, from Waitrose, both of whom also live with the Carter’s.
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