The Ninja Pimp is a covert and deadly warrior who also drives around in a low rider car, wears a hat with a huge feather attached and is always surrounded by an array of beautiful for women, or “ho’s”.
The spokesman for the NinJa Pimp Union said, “We are absolutely thrilled with the accolade. We’re very proud of what these brave people do, and we at the NPU see this as a huge achievement. I just feel bad for our HR department. They’ve been inundated with calls since the announcement. Remember, the job does require exceptional fighting skills and a huge amount of jive, so please be aware of this when applying.”
The Pirate Rockstar’s Alliance was disappointed with the result, but acknowledged the superiority in coolness that the Ninja Pimp had over the rest of the field. “Yarr, us Pirate Rockstars have been on the slide as of late. I blame Keith Richards’ unbelievably disappointing cameo in Pirates 3, which really should have been way cooler. You should see those Ninja Pimps go. They make the Fonz look like Bill Gates.”
The Wizard Architect was a surprise entry into the top 3, with many stating the ever-present popularity of Harry Potter mixed with the great admiration for architects such as Renzo Piano and Norman Foster the reason the job was so popular. There have been some detractors, though, with Vampire Fireman Brian Delve saying, “Wizards are not cool! Have you seen The Sorcerer’s Apprentice?”
The 3 least cool jobs according to the poll were the Accountant, the Traffic Attendant and, finally, the Satirist.
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