A word of advice to anyone living in London: Don’t bother putting a “no junk mail” sticker on your letterbox. It will only encourage them.
Junk mail delivered to my house this week includes 3 Indian restaurant menus, 1 leaflet from the conservative, a local gym directory, a farm foods catalogue, a car insurance leaflet, an advertising postcard for a landscape gardening company and 2 local papers. Perfect for a person who doesn’t particularly like curry, who is a liberal, who doesn’t exercise much, who has no need to buy food in bulk, who doesn’t drive, who is not the homeowner and only has a communal garden and who is virtually illiterate.
There was a leaflet from the local constabulary though. Nice to know they’re there. I think I’ll keep hold of that one.
Oh, and for any tutors reading this, I’m not illiterate really.
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